Boobs And Boobs

Through a top-secret algorithmic program devised by Merkin, the great and potent Wizard of Boobs, and decidedly not because of her role in a very costly, very highly publicised movie, Maxim magazine has handed Rosie Huntington-Whitely the #1 spot on its annual list of Hot 100 hotties. But however convenient the timing, there’s no refusing the horniness of this Victoria’s Secret Angel turned action persona, who, along with her impossibly pouty lips, will make her feature film debut in Transformers 3 this July.

Rosie unseats Katy Perry, last year’s #1 hottest hottie, who will certainly spend the evening at home, crying, her bitter tears forming a thin stream that will soon grow into a rush river of unhappiness flowing over her large 32DD twin peaks.

Check out Maxim Hot 100′s Top 5: Mila Kunis, Cameron Diaz, Katy Perry, Olivia Munn, and Rosie Huntington-Whitely in action on MrSkin.com!

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